"QUESTION, WHAT IS THE WORST RIOT TO HAVE OCCURED IN THE LAST 5 YEARS?"; REPUBLICANS: "OK, GIVE US A MINUTE TO FLIP THROUGH THE DEMOCRAT SANCTIONED RACE RIOTS BOOK. IS THIS VOLUME 3 OR 4? WAS CHAZ CHOP A RIOT OR JUST INSURRECTION? DO YOU WANT IT BY MONETARY DAMAGES, DEATHS, OR NUMBER OF LIBERAL DOMESTIC TERRORISTS INVOLVED?"; DEMOCRATS: "JANUARY 6TH! NO QUESTION!"
