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fair

I am not wrong

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Think about the black Friday sales and this is free stuff.

Just get there first and then lock all the doors so nobody can get in or out

Only if you have keys

Who says I don't have the keys right now?

oh, either you work there or you know someone who does ... noice.

Nope nobody just got a key last month

I'm just here

to get trampled?

Can I just get some milk? Cause that stuff ain't cheap.

Sure, I will bring the cow tomorrow for ya.

I would get the keys to Walmart, then scream into a megaphone: "Hey, the first 1234 people out the door get a million dollars!" Then as soon as everybody had left, I would run and lock all the doors, starting with the front doors then the employee entrances and I would live in Walmart and steal all of it's profits and let my friends and fam come and get whatever they wanted as long as they only got 5 or less of it. That my friends is what I would get :)

Everything is free. The keys are in Walmart, therefore they are free.

That’s actually genius

Why thank you *bows*

Counter-point: Wouldn't you just be in control of that one Walmart? Therefore, the other Walmarts wouldn't send this one stuff, and then your resources would run out, as well as the profit. While your life would be great for at most a few months, then it would probably suck.

Hmm you are right. I would have my friends take over the other Walmarts. I would also have some friends take over a couple warehouses and a couple take over some factories that ship to Walmart. then I would reward them by letting them control whatever Walmart they took over, or if they took over a warehouse or factory I would have each friend who controlled a Walmart contribute a small amount of profits and give that to them as payment to the ones who took over factories or warehouses. And yes I have way too much time on my hands to think this up.

However, the deal was everything in that one Walmart was free for 10 minutes. Ignoring the time limit, I don't see how you could take over all the other Walmarts using this one Walmart. And no, I do not have the time on my hands to type out and think up these paragraph long comments, and yet I am ferpectly happy to continue scheming the perfect Walmart takeover, despite my work piling up on me.

After taking over that one Walmart I would supply my friends with thick cable cutters. Then I would have them cut the power cables of 3 Walmart stores, 2 Walmart warehouses, and one factory. Then they would sneak inside and steal the keys to whatever building they were assigned. Then when that building closed, they would sneak inside and not let anyone else in. I would also supply them all with multiple lanterns so they could see when sneaking in after hours. Then once all that happened I would try to fix the power to the buildings myself and if I failed then I would have my dad (who is super handy) come and fix them all for me.

Hmm IseeIsee. I see almost no problems with this. Perhaps.

The store

Good point, then you get it all.