Am I wrong?

Dumb vegan

"dEaD pLaNtS!? bUt pLaNtS cAnT diE bEcAuSe tHeY cAnT liVe!! -9999999999 vEgAn cReDiTs!!"

Omg your right take that vegan teacher

I wonder what else comes from animals?

Some types of clothes

If a vegan driving a car sees me eating a burger and yells at me ill show you this

i mean it depends
but yes?/

Except when they use electric cars or use ethanol.

the vegan teacher is weeping

Vegans: eat plant so animals can live
Me: So... Its better to kill plants which CAN breath. Plants live you know.

yes. why kill the innocent plants?

I know right. I’m not vegan because I love plants so I mostly eat meat. That’s a good way to explain to a vegan why ur not vegan

like i'd eat a chicken who pecked at my foot but what did the plants do? Plants are so innocent, why kill them?

and vegans cant be vegans because plants grow from dead animals

it is very true

fax

electric cars?

why does that guy look like Mike from friends

just get a tesla

it's a joke

just sayin

what about electric cars though?

That vegan teacher: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Us: YEAHHHHH

Dat be true tho

you have a point

RIP vegan drivers

DEAR GOD THIS BLEW UP
Thank you all for the upvotes!

True

They would be fine if they didn’t harass anyone who wanted to eat a burger

Gasoline is not made out of decomposed dead animals. It is made from oil which is pulled out of the ground by oil Riggs which then are taken to refineries to refine the oil into gasoline, fuel for generating electricity, and many more products. So all in all gasoline is no made from dead animals.

Do you know why oil is called a “fossil fuel”? It’s because it comes from decomposing fossils deep underground. The fossils are calcium remains of animals, which in turn means oil essentially is made of dead animals.

But the oil that makes gasoline is made from dead decomposed animals.

Sorry but some gasoline is made from dead animals but they are not usually used to make gasoline.

Sorry I don't know why I started this argument. I sometimes have the literal mind of a gold fish

very interesting

Your argument

thank you

Thank you? You are literally saying that gasoline is made from gasoline. Oil is made of decomposed animals.

Sorry I don't know why I started this argument. I sometimes have the literal mind of a gold fish

Actually no, it comes from decomposed trees. So technically oil is vegan.

Omg you made a argument against it so that mean ur vegan

Sorry I don't know why I started this argument. I sometimes have the literal mind of a gold fish

That makes two of us, good sir

i'm not vegan, I love chicken nuggets

Actually, fossil fuels come from decomposed biological matter. Most oil is a mix of both kinds, animals and plants. Odds are, your gasoline contains at least SOME dinosaur juice.

mmmmm dinosaur juice, how I miss the good ol days