You’ve, obviously, never been to a liberal music festival like the Grateful Dead or Phish where the stench of BO is stronger than a fish market. Or any liberal college campus with their many hairy armpit’d women. Or been around any of the homeless people, who we all know are hardline right-wing conservatives. Right? Yeah, I don’t wash my ass enough for a gay man to want to have sex with me. How will I ever live that down?!?! 🤦🏼♂️