Republican Jesus

You'd like him alot right up until you realized that 'give up your possessions and give to the poor' actually meant YOU and YOUR possessions, not just everyone else whilst you consider your righteous indignation to be payment enough

Also I'm pretty sure conservatives would be pretty great with the whole 'peace, religion, god, faith, charitable acts, no wars' part...
So no, I'm pretty sure somebody else would be attempting the crucifixion.

So what makes you think i think is giving someone else's stuff and not mine?
Did the right wing media machine tell you that that is what everyone who points out conservative hypocrisy does?

Probably how it would go and Congress would Impeach him a few times

What Christian man?

Weird since traditionally leftists put their radical cult leaders into the presidency. First it was the "Depends on the definition of 'is' guy", then "If you like your current M.D. and health care plan then you can keep them, period," guy and now the "Doh!" fellow.

Lol says the trump supporter.

Nice Ad Hominem
You showed him