This ain't nice lol

Agreed

Nah, my mom just got l o n g arms

Dang, I think she broke Elastigirl's world record!!!

Yes
Yes she did

welp ig you can kiss any chances of teenage rebellion goodbye

Quiz is short for quizzical
So test should be short for testicle

dafriq

Lmao

Done and Done

She got long legs too..........

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am going to die u

Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her 12 years ago and it still hasn't printed

this really makes more sense

Seriously or sarcastically?

yes seriously, because the mama is so fat that it needs so much paper to print it on

Ok

Oop-

Yeah we’re done here

Lol

Yo mama so stupid she paid Vladimir putin money for gas so that he could invade Ukraine

Yo mama so fat that when thanos snapped it took him 3 snaps to destroy her

Yo mama so fat that when she skipped a meal the stock market crashed

Yo mama so dumb when she heard the stock market crashed she asked if they had their seatbelt on.
:P

Yo mama so fat she got the planet pluto stuck in her underwear

Yo mama so fat she got the planet Uranus stuck in her anus
:o

Ayo! Yo mama so powerful that even THANOS, WHO CAN CLEARLY DESTROY ANYTHING WITH A SINGLE SNAP, can't destroy the mom!? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That’s old

no russia pro

sounds about right these days...

DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN

Lol

Yo mama so fat, she picks her teeth with the Olsen Twins.

Wait wot-

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You can't tell me that without a DaGoober+ subscription. (You ran out of your free one)

Then, there's: Yo mama so fat, she took over Britain while still obeying North Korea law.

Oop-

You mama so ugly her pictures hang themselves

beu

Dang

Yo mama so ugly she the reason groundhogs stay underground until spring. They only appear every spring to make sure she isn’t around.

Groundhogs have good taste