I should be dead really soon then.

:0)

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Bruh. That's honestly the best way to go tho

3yfoxy.gif (click to show) Really nice

I had pizza for lunch today :O

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OK. I just looked at this article. Apparently, you can live forever now. I'm off to eat all the peanut butter sandwiches I can. (I feel bad for the people that are allergic to peanuts)

5l4dfr.jpg (click to show) Wait, all I eat are hot dogs

Stock up on bread and Peanut Butter before it's too late!

67rbi9.gif (click to show) I'll take your entire stock

3q7c69.gif (click to show) Thumbs up

2fcyhe.gif (click to show) Thanks and cheers

4zok2m.gif (click to show) Thumbs up cat

5onzuh.gif (click to show) They had us in the first half

5l4dgu.jpg (click to show) I have proably had thousands of slices and the is nothing wrong with me .......... Oh crap, I got this pain in my arm ...... arrrrgggggg

5l4dfr.jpg (click to show) stopped

2a0t24.gif (click to show) Scared

4z08gr.gif (click to show) Shocked

3yfmxb.gif (click to show) That's terrifying

man i wish i can eat unlimited pizza

2xw63s.gif (click to show) Yes

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Wait so that means with enough pizza… oh no

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Then just eat the pizza whole and not slice it

4ha9h7.gif (click to show) Your mind is so beautiful

Shit I’m eating pizza rn

4v6e89.gif (click to show) That is good stuff

Every pizza slice reduces ur life by 8 minutes? To death I go!

3igsly.gif (click to show) Oh no

well f**k, I have eaten at least 900 pizza slices during my lifetime f**king hell I'm already dead

3cgllm.gif (click to show) Damn good stuff

Meme aside. Who the f**k believes this shit?

3xynxj.gif (click to show) Makes me wonder