NOT QUEEN ELIZABETH, SHE CAN'T DIE NOW, SHE HAS 3 MORE MONTHS TILL SHE IS THE LONGEST REIGINING MONARCH

QUICK AUSTRALIA WHILE THEY’RE BUSY ESCAPE
YOU TOO CANADA

[Both of those countries:] "Race you to see who can turn into prototypical modern-day dystopia first!"

shut the hell up

Ah, yes - People that don't like the truth. Unfortunate how common they are...

i will peg you so hard the d**do will go through your entire digestive system and out your mouth

Alright - That's it:

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that meme died before you were born

i’m not taking choccy milk from a fetus

um
okay

can I hav the chocy mwilk instead

who are you

u didnt want the chocy mwilk so can I hav it?

-notification so you can see my other text-

Canada is no better

who are you

This woman lived through the extinction of the dinosaurs I'm pretty sure she's gonna be fine

#nationaltreasurevibes
Riley Poole "Uh oh god save the Queen"

No whyyy!

Thats nothing at all

NONONONO

That post is fake. The queen is immune to any form of violent illnesses

God save the queen!

CALM DOWN EVERYONE LAST TIME I CHECKED TWITTER SHE ONLY HAD MILD COLD SYMPTOMS EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE STAY CALM

in the interview w/ ABC news, she said she can't bloody move.

But the queen has something we don't know about:

Yes.

WTF?!