The last time anyone made an anagram of my name that way I was in Kindergarten. As humorist Fred Allen said in the early 1950's "Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
MAR-A-LAGO MARTYR OF THE DAY
THOMAS WEBSTER; THEN: HE BEAT A COP WITH A METAL POLE, TRIED TO GOUGE OUT A COP'S EYES AND COMMITTED OTHER ACTS OF VIOLENCE. OR, AS THE GOP CALLS IT, "LEGITIMATE POLITICAL DISCOURSE."; NOW: HE HAS COMPLAINED ABOUT BEING HELD IN JAIL WITH "CRIMINALS." HIS TRIAL WILL TAKE PLACE THIS SPRING.