Fun fact: Apple actually changed this message to be nicer. The part that says "and your friends are sad because they don't exist" used to be "and you are sad because you have no friends"
It used to be even worse lol:
the ending was
Cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad because you have no friends.
damn so much better than this one
Me: Hey Siri, what is zero divided by zero? Siri: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies and your friends are sad because they don't exist. Oh wow, this escalated quickly.
