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Dang Siri | Me: Hey Siri, what is zero divided by zero? Siri: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies and your friends are sad because they don't exist. Oh wow, this escalated quickly. | image tagged in blank white template,flex tape can't fix that | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
38,681 views 562 upvotes Made by Woomy_is_the_Best_Meme 3 years ago in fun
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cookie monster  | WHERE ARE THE COOKIES?! | image tagged in cookie monster | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Cookie Monster | ME NO HAVE COOKIES?!?!? | image tagged in cookie monster | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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cookiemonster | ME WANT COOKIES! | image tagged in cookiemonster | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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no cookies
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the cookies are in my stomach >:)
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Mine says “and you are sad that you have no friends”
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yeah, I think some devices say that
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yep
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2 ups, 3y,
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Waaa
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Pizza guys be like : WAAAAAHHH! MOMMA MIA! IYA HAVEA BEENA BURNEDA!
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1 up, 3y,
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LoL
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1 up, 3y
I could see it happening lol
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MOM! CAN YOU PLEASE BAKE SOME COOKIES? I NEED THEM FOR MY CRYING SESSION!
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1 up, 3y
LMAO
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no cookies for anyone
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1 up, 3y
yep
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Oh hi JaidenAnimations.
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2 ups, 3y
That escalated wayy to quick
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I didn't expect somebody to put siris roasts into word form
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mmmm no it cant
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Sure it can just make some friends and some cookies outta flex tape and then all better, happy days and rainbows!
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hmmmmm
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That’s a lot of damage
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That’s enough damage to finally break chuck norris’s skin
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ad this message until the end, it's adorable. I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back. When I asked "Why?" the angel said "Angels don't watch over angels." Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing,and one is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things, and God says "It's over." A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this to fourteen friends, including me . If I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them . As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, drop everything and pass it on.no group chat pls :)
lmao saw this thought u might need it
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r/copypasta
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yeeeeeeeeh
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LOL 0
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to all of you saying flex tape CAN fix that... woooooooooosh
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    Me: Hey Siri, what is zero divided by zero? Siri: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies and your friends are sad because they don't exist. Oh wow, this escalated quickly.