The #WarOnTheWarOnChristmas kicks off with a surprising historical fact!

They don't have a brain to explode.

Anal warts don't count?

forgot about those.

You say tomato, I say anal warts are their brains.

Same in England, when staunch Puritan Oliver Cromwell was in charge in the mid 1600s.

I like how Christmas has evolved to buying 75" tv's. Nothing says Happy Birthday baby jesus, ( the 9lb baby, who dont know anything) <- he is my favorite jesus

This meme makes no sense. If you don’t know where Christmas originated, it did originate from the celebration of the winter solstice by pagans. And this wouldn’t get conservatives angry as to the fact that this is more an attack on Christianity and no conservatives,

Weren't puritans Christian conservatives?

Conservatives didn’t exist back then lol

Pretty sure they did.
In fact, do you know why the Puritans had to escape Britain and come here?
(HINT: It wasn't for selfies at the Statue of Liberty)

The Puritans had to escape the Church of England (Modern day Anglican) because of the oppression against them by the Church of England. They also tried to purify the church just because of how corrupt it was in the 1600s.

Those escaping the oppression of traditionalists are escaping what?

What were they?

Uhhh they didn’t have a government like us back then. Back in the 1600s everyone was ruled by Britain.

There have always been liberals and conservatives.

Like Adam & Eve and the Great Serpent God vs the Wrathful Jealous God who wanted people to stay up in trees and eat fruit (except the one the Gods ate from)?

"that's different"

"Jesus rewrote the Bible, bruh, all that stuff isn't true anymore"

Not that Creation and John 3:16 aren't the ONLY things Fundamentalist Christians can remember about the Bible...

They can remember a lot of stuff besides that.

Fair enough.

Dude there literally hasn’t…. Go look at history.

i did.

The point of this is how a lot of Christian conservatives feel offended that people are switching to “happy holidays” as opposed to “merry Christmas”, which they like to call the “war on Christmas”. The point of this was showing how the first people to ban Christmas were themselves Christian

Yea but they were a certain type of Christian who were really extreme and literally banned fun.