— M a n s i o n —

*Cleans the mansion*

Wipe

Wipe

Wipe it down

Wipe

I would illegally construct a bread-made duplicate

:)

Reenact "A Series of Unfortunate Events"
I'm not even a fan but it fits.

You have chosen a most inauspicious initiation.

To ward off perils ahead, may the following be your guide:

“Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
“Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.”
“All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.”
“Well-read people are less likely to be evil.”

― Lemony Snicket

Excellent! I like it already.

There's an entire neighborhood full of mini castles, I can't remember where it's at or what it's called though.

The prominence of the barbed wire fencing makes this one, perhaps, the most cringe of all

Ah yes — this monstrosity in Burj Al Babas, Turkey

Monstrosity is right... Why would anyone want to live there???

do nothing about

Step 1: Move in.

Step 2: Remind everyone in the surrounding lands that their ancestors swore eternal fealty to the one presiding in the castle.

Step 3: Profit.

renovate it and turn it into a bed and breakfast

Sell it because the taxes and cost of upkeep would be prohibitive.

Add few more windows

I grab guns and body armor and I go doom slayer on the monsters and demons within

sell it
THE END

*Hires a cleaning company* “now what?”

Consuela: “Okeaaaay. Now whaaat.”
You: “Did you actually clean the mansion?”
Consuela: “Okeeeeay. Now whaaat.”

Me “Gosh darn it woman…Y-you actually cleaned it… wow”

burn it for free fire cardboard

I would burn it to the ground.

yes like that, but with more fire

MIIIIIISSSSSTEEEEERRRRRR BEEEEEAAAAASSSSSTTTT SIIIIIIIXTHOOOOOUUUUSSSSAAAAAND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Xl haunted house.

Boo.