tl;dr to your comment below because paragraphs are a thing - although I'm sure it wasn't chock full of Grade D ad hominems for those still not hep to putdowns that came out of my town a mere 3.57 decades ago. ["Yo MTV Raps!" When the lines finally make it to Iowa! Gotta love that Vanilla Ice, homiez!]
My gosh, you don't remember Timber and the rest of you shills going back years all giddy thinking I was 'converting' only to bust a major-ish capillary when it turned out I hath notteth seeneth ye olde lighteth? Your boy, Not_Elvis tried pulling this on me just last night to the delight of my yawns.
Frig, not even for Natalie's love did I switch your artificial horseshoe sides, and at least she had a certain charm and tried but tried.
NEWS FLASH: The truth has no sides, and if it did, Alt Right Sci Fi is hardly gonna weigh that side of the boat THAT much. Fiction, after all, is, by definition, fiction.
Happy Thanksgiving, btw, I appreciate you taking time out from busy schedule entertaining the big lovin' family at the table to indulge lil' ol' moi with the old folks here!
Someone pass that proof pudding!