What it'll come to. . .

Its not like you are going to have to worry about a $600 transaction....

I think people are getting a little carried away over this. But it does seem to be lots of fodder for stupid memes.

It is. A hot plate issue with the crooked. I am certain, 99% of the LOUDEST are the ones that have NOTHING to worry about.

Well, at least he wasn't arrested for littering!

Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's
Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
Committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
Looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
Rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!

And there was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
Bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
Father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'N' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me.
And said, "Kid, whad'ya get?"

I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the garbage."

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering."