Nice

What country is Melania indigenous to?

Melania hails from the nation of Smokin' Hot! 🤪

Prostitute.

of stormy or melania?

That’s Columbus Day to Americans

Columbus was Greek.

Thought he was a Spaniard

Nah. It's a mixup in History. The Christopher Columbus that would have been from Italy would have been lower class - poor, never would have had a seat at a table to speak about such a voyage.

He signed his name with the Greek CHR (a cross).

However - you look at the Christopher Columbus that would have been in Greece - would have been royalty and would definitely have a seat at a table regarding such an expedition.

Haven’t heard that one. Historically they say he was Genoese. So was he a Greek living in Genoa?

He was living in a Genoan province territory in Greece

You learn something new every day.

This is hilarious.

I said Spaniard, not Italian

So you did - sorry was talking with someone else who said he was Italian earlier lol

Columbus was Portuguese in most theories

Cristobal Colon was Portuguese?

Yes

No.

You might want to look into it.

No need to.

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I was on the front page 4 days last.
Your mom must be so proud that your a mod ....and your new found canadian gf
I heard being an imgflip raises your IQ. You must soooooooo super smart. You can tell when someone is smart, they're always belittling everyone else about how stupid they are. You must be genius....with a lot of friends who recognize you're intelligents"

I was on the front page 4 days last.
Your mom must be so proud that you're* a mod [?] ....and your new found Canadian* gf [?]
I heard being on* imgflip raises your IQ. You must soooooooo super smart. You can tell when someone is smart, they're always belittling everyone else about how stupid they are. You must be genius....with a lot of friends who recognize your* intelligence^

Aww, I'm touched by your jealousy, I am.
Not sure what you're [note spelling incl. apostrophe] babbling about, but do continue your triggered meltdown, snowflake, it's a hoot.

Proper grammar is key, btw.

toodles!

Looked at what?
Oh, your lame attempt at trying to get your meme enough views to make it to page 11?
No. A meme from today ain't proof from 1492, comprende?

I was on the front page 4 days last.
Your mom must be so proud that your a mod ....and your new found canadian gf
I heard being an imgflip raises your IQ. You must soooooooo super smart. You can tell when someone is smart, they're always belittling everyone else about how stupid they are. You must be genius....with a lot of friends who recognize you're intelligents

No clickbait either.

I know you looked

That's because of who was calling the shots on history. The largest powers write history. The powers that were then were the Catholic Church. Christopher Columbus being called Italian is simply the powers that be taking credit for something another religious entity completed.

Cristobal Colon was Spanish, even the Colombo family of Genoa don't recognize him as one of their own.

amerigo vespucci > columbus

Except he came after the initial voyage. Always takes an extra measure of balls to do it first.

Do what first? Get lost?
Cristobal Colon died thinking he landed in India. The only balls he had were the marbles shaking loose in his head.

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If I saw the right one, as you can see from what my reply addresses, he has a good point. The other fella is too much of a trope.

You would know all about loose marbles in your head and balls in your hands.

Gaagh, wish I came up with that.
- Oh, that's right, I did.

Lol, ya right you are the originator of all thought. You really need to stop overcompensating for your feelings of inadequacy

Yeah, those Vikings were pretty ballsy. But that's if you discount the Asians who became Polynesian, and depending on who you ask, also landed in Mexico and became the Maya

Polynesians did not become Mayans.

No, but the same Asians who became Polynesian and Native Americans did though ;)

I misread what you said, my bad.

Polynesians may have ended up in the Americas, although the evidence is scant. Tlinglits had some fishhook designs, etc, that were similar, some decorative motifs as well, and maybe a few words, but not everyone is convinced that it's proof of interection or instead developed independantly with some common features coincidentally.

It's generally accepted that the Spanish introduced chickens to South America, but if so, they spread really fast all the way to the south, in under a century (something like that). Thing is those chickens tended to have dark bones, a distinctive trait of chickens Polynesians had, so they may have introduced them earler in visits.

There's some other clues, and ocean currents would have taken them here. Since they were the farthest rangng sea going people back in the day, extending all the way to New Zealand and up to Hawaii and Easter Island -the most distant spot from any other land on Earth - it would be most plausible that they did.

In this day and age, I sincerely appreciate that.

So what? Are you discounting the land bridge from Alaska theory? Would make most indigenous people more akin to the mongols.

Regardless none of it takes away from Columbus being a ballsy f**ker who put his life on the line and sailed into the unknown and was widely recognized to have discovered a new world.

I thought it was historical fact, not theory, and that we were talking people who braved open Ocean, not toundra.

He's no Magellan. Just a glorified grifter.

Yeah, by 35,000 years.

You know what was living in Spain 35,000 years ago? Neanderthals.

Cristobal Colon didn't even know he was lost.

You are hopelessly confused and mixing threads. Stop, take a breath, focus, call 911 and state you are having a mental health emergency. You’ve fallen and can’t get up or something to get help.

What are you, in 4th grade? Although this is slightly less on the cringe than you trying to use giG wOrdz...

Try to follow, because as usual, your reading comprehension sucks, even when it comes to your own bufoonery:

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So what? Are you discounting the land bridge from Alaska theory? Would make most indigenous people more akin to the mongols.

Regardless none of it takes away from Columbus being a ballsy f**ker who put his life on the line and sailed into the unknown and was widely recognized to have discovered a new world."

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Yeah, by 35,000 years.

You know what was living in Spain 35,000 years ago? Neanderthals.

Cristobal Colon didn't even know he was lost."

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You are hopelessly confused and mixing threads."

⚠️ You’ve fallen on your brain but there's nothing to scoop up.

So what does that have to do with western civilization discovering a new world to them. It’s not my fault they didn’t write it down or a ounce their discovery to the rest of the world. They didn’t discover Europe or Africa did they? No they were discovered because they lacked the technology or balls to look around.

I think you have a tentative understanding of history, not to mention conversation. You stated "Except he came after the initial voyage. Always takes an extra measure of balls to do it first."

I would invite you to reread our conversation, and compose your thoughts. On a side note, your obsession with testicles is rather Freudian.

I look forward to our discussion, if you choose to follow it.

So you are saying Vespucci came before Columbus?

I'm saying the Vikings were long before them, and that Columbus was a Spanish grifter. I'm saying Magellan, like the Asians who became Polynesian and Native Americans, and Maya, were of greater constitution than the hopelessly lost grifter Columbus ever was.

I think Cortez did far worse than Columbus ever did.

Unfortunately the Viking discovery was not lasting nor widely known. The inhabitants of America did not discover Western Europe did they? Therefore they were discovered by Christopher Columbus. He was a 15th century sea captain full of flaws but he is celebrated for his will and belief and sailing into the unknown to prove it.

You are the embodiment of the left. I would wager you are a member of antifa attempting to defame the character of conservatives and libertarians everywhere through your overt ignorance.so overt it was covert, but I can always smell a rat

A little TOO overdone of a caricature?

You’re the one triggered over Columbus. I think he was a great explorer and that’s why we have a day named after him.

Again, you have displayed s tentative grasp on history. And seem to prefer the narrative you have created, rather than facts. I see you're trying your hardest, with the mental gymnastics you're doing. But facts are facts. Columbus is not the hero you want him to be.

He can't eve get the century right, let alone Cristobal Colon's name or what he did, which was basically to have gotten lost. He died still thinking he had landed in India.

Them other fellas knew better.

Now you switch from Vespucci to Magellan both essentially imitators of Columbus as was Cortez. Sorry your narrative doesn’t allow contrary facts, but Columbus is credited with discovering the new world. It took conviction and guts and is separate from what took place after discovery while ignoring the context of a 15th century reality. Keep studying and try to separate propaganda from reality.

Look at all those projections. You're truly a special case, who's cognitively dissonance has truly blinded him. Historical fact>historical narrative remember that ;)

I hope you calm down, take your meds, and have an educated day :)

Haha I’m not the denier of reality. Leftists like you are. Revisionist history isn’t a new set of facts it’s a purpose built interpretation of them. Stay deluded.

Like I told you, read the conversation and keep up with it. Thank you ;) if you can't do that, then there's no talking with you. Seems you are desperate to preserve a narrative that has long been disproven. Keep cherry picking, and keep up those gymnastics ;)

😂😂 I have followed and responded to the conversation. Your inability to respond with facts leads you to the smoke and mirrors and attempts to obsfucate the issue. Sorry you lost but resorting to intellectually dishonest accusations is an indication of character flaws of your own.

The cognitive dissonance has warped your mind kid. I had a feeling you were TRYING to use Crowder's talking points 😂😂😂😂 I love the guy, but you can't take everything he says as gold buddy. I hope you get better soon, I'll be adding you to our prayer list.

Typical progressive reaction to being wrong. Repeatedly.

Something for you, in parting.

And here’s something for you.

You only win within the confines of your feeble mind my little friend. I hope, one day, you end your regressive ways.

I hope you stop promoting leftist talking points and narratives. Columbus bad, because they said so. Sucks when you get shot down at every response doesn’t it.