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6 ups, 4y
Thank you Notes Jimmy Fallon | Thank you ,
    Covid for making us all  
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My meme a few months ago
3 ups, 4y
Maybe,,just maybe!! Wearing a mask and washing your hands actually works!!
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2 ups, 4y,
5 replies
"A long time ago, we used to just breath all over each other and shake each others' hands and all kind of nasty shit that everyone said was normal and indeed encouraged.

"And none of us had paid sick days and hey, did anyone ever mention that doctors ain't cheap? So we would all just turn up to work infected and make everyone else sick and this was SOMEHOW CONSIDERED F**KING NORMAL!

"So now we don't do any of that anymore, and suddenly, to everyone's f**king surprise, turns out it was completely and easily preventable THE ENTIRE GO***MN TIME."
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7 ups, 4y,
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2 ups, 4y,
2 replies
We've all learned now. That's the point. We've all had to learn the hard way basic-assed disease prevention protocols.

Except for you guys. You guys have insisted on learning nothing which means you're still as gross as you were in the before times.
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4 ups, 4y,
1 reply
1 up, 4y
His/her/its brain is so advanced that he/she/it is far above us mere mortals.
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
3 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Is the guy in the blue shirt supposed to be Bernie or Joe?
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3 ups, 4y
Joe
2 ups, 4y
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5 ups, 4y,
1 reply
So these magical hygene measures were enough to wipe out the common cold and all known forms of influenza last year but NOT enough to wipe out COVID-19 which has got a 99.8% recovery rate? Backing SLOWLY away from the leftist.
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2 ups, 4y,
2 replies
This can't POSSIBLY be the first time anybody's said to you that COVID is significantly more infectious.
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4 ups, 4y
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight washing hands obsessively and wearing masks -- that are porous to influenza -- wiped out all forms of influenza and plus the common cold. Backing away from the leftist . . . just a tad bit faster now.
2 ups, 4y,
3 replies
So it's more infectious and still not that deadly? Kind of sounds like it's something we could get over without vaccines. We could literally just let the chaff separate from the wheat and be done with this too.

What I don't get is why you are so against that reasoning when according to your reasoning, those people would die off. Since those people are only conservatives in your mind - you would just win out in the long run, by having less people disagree with you.

So I ask - why are you against people's freedoms to not get the vaccine - when your logic states it will kill them and as a result, you would have less people disagreeing with you. It's a win win to support not getting vaccine for you.
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1 up, 4y,
2 replies
Jesus Christ! What kind of person do you think I am! No, it wouldn't be better for me if everyone who disagreed with me were dead!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell... is that what YOU'RE like?
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I think you're the type of person to blindly follow Critical Race theory - regardless of the similarities in the message that line up with 1940s Germany.

Since you've presented yourself that way - the logical conclusion is the you would be happier if people that disagreed with you weren't around to argue with you and make your day harder.

I'm trying to be compassionate to you... Are you always this taken aback from someone's compassion for your feelings?
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
If I didn't want people disagreeing with me, you know what I would do?

Close my imgflip browser.

No loss of life is f**king necessary.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
They can still come to your house with pamphlets though. Their ideas can still grow and spread and gain traction - even if you're ignoring it.... So how do you keep people from disagreeing with you so that you can feel safe?
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Oh, that's so cute! You think your ideas are gaining traction.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Lol - that's cute, you think it isn't regardless of how many folks upvote my memes and comments compared to yours....
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1 up, 4y
Yeah, imgflip upvotes is the metric we use to influence policy these days.
1 up, 4y
Exactly! If we were all dead then you'd have no one to preach your drivel to and act superior in front of. You would die without an audience.
1 up, 4y
Covid mutates over time, by spreading from person to person, the more cases there are the more likely a vaccine resistant case will surface
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1 up, 4y
Well, 600,000 Americans and 4.3 million people worldwide didn't. So.
3 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Gullible! Influenza numbers were shifted over to covid. That's all.

From Feb 2020 til now, the faulty PCR tests (which are now recalled and must be phased out by the end of the year) used were, and still are unable to differentiate between influenza and covid - two viruses with the same symptoms. Since covid was the pandemic pushed by the globalists for their agenda, and doctors were receiving incentives ($) to diagnose covid, it was extremely easy for influenza to disappear - at least on paper.

https://www.cdc.gov/csels/dls/locs/2021/07-21-2021-lab-alert-Changes_CDC_RT-PCR_SARS-CoV-2_Testing_1.html

https://www.fda.gov/medical-devices/medical-device-recalls/innova-medical-group-recalls-unauthorized-sars-cov-2-antigen-rapid-qualitative-test-risk-false-test
0 ups, 4y
Progressive often claim better hygiene in 2020 is what lowered the cases of cold and flu, but according to the almighty CDC, cases and deaths from the cold and flu and lower respiratory diseases, which typically are over 200K death per year in the U.S., did not just decrease, those cases went to 0 for 2020. Not a single case of the flu was diagnosed from Jan. 2020 through Dec. 2020. The medical community should be celebrating the absolute eradication of the flu, which has plagued all of humanity for 1000s of years! That is what the CDC reports indicates! You don't think the gov't and big pharma would lie just to gain billions and billions of dollars and enormous power and major steps to their agenda, do you?
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
0 ups, 4y
is that the Jan 6 insurrection crowd that have been arrested?
1 up, 4y
Is this Howie mandel??? Gotta be, right? Lmao. Gotta be from a city. someone busted bubble Boys, bubble.
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