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7 ups, 11y
Haha awesome.
7 ups, 10y,
1 reply
What has an unborn child done to deserve punishment?
6 ups, 10y,
2 replies
Good question, but considering Adam and Eve's "Original Sin" means that all man is born into sin unless he repents and accepts the lord as his savior, maybe you'd be better asking god why punishing ALL unborn humans for crimes of the original humans we had nothing to do with is fair. Though I guess this depends on your flavor of Christianity.. Catholics for example, if the kid isn't baptized as a baby and died then it'd be stuck in purgatory forever. Your god has been punishing unborn people from the beginning.
9 ups, 10y
What sort of a monster would punish children for the sins of their parents?
0 ups, 5y
lolol, now we're giving sed-talks-
7 ups, 10y
You have no idea what my goal is.
0 ups, 10y
Big bang.
0 ups, 9y
uuuuuuuuuuupppppppp you go
0 ups, 9y,
1 reply
Satan, accuser. Accusation, his language.

Noah's generation threw off what had been a white hot spiritual renewal. What the bible decribes as "men began to call on the lord" is a massive understatement. Somewhere in all that, Enoch skipped death and went directly to heaven. The generation after? "All their thoughts were only evil all the time" and violence was everywhere. Thus a fuller read reveals that this generation for whom Satan pines was in reality a mercy killing.
0 ups, 9y,
1 reply
Genocide is a mercy killing. I hope you never run for political office
2 ups, 9y
And I repeat...
1. Every person not Noah's family's
2. Every waking thought was
3. Only evil
4. All the time and the earth was
5. Full of violence

Explain to us the environmemt every baby and every woman had to put up with.
1 up, 8y,
1 reply
God has all authority. We have none. I feel like that is a large part of any good explanation. If you want more, contact me.
1 up, 8y
I find it hilarious when people insult Yahweh. For one thing, man did not invent God. God invented man.
I know what you mean, too. The Greeks, Egyptians, Indians, Mesopotamian, and so on. Their gods are indeed laughable.

Defend 1 of those claims about Yahweh. 1. Much less all 3. You can't just walk in and insult people or their religion without a decent reason or explanation (obviously you can on the internet - but you can't as a reasonable human being).
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0 ups, 7y
Question: look at all the comments. Why are you saying stuff like this about stuff you know nothing about? Noah and his family found favor in the eyes of the lord, and anyone else could have gone on the ark. They just decided to laugh at Noah until the flood came.
1 up, 7y,
1 reply
but Noah find favor in the eyes of the Lord.....And yes, God punishes sin, but God gives an escape to all who want to flee the wrath to come...Those folks in Genesis could have entered into the Ark and been saved, just like you can enter into Christ and be saved from the destruction to come.
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1 up, 7y
True. But instead they decided to laugh at Noah until the flood actually happened.
0 ups, 5y
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