Universities be like

"throw a ball very long"
Read that gain, but slowly

You have to be smart to be an athlete

Not exactly…

you do because in high school they can kick you off the football team if your grades arent high enough

And when a teacher gives a star athlete anything less then a C they punish the teacher

True, but you don’t have to really be “smart” to get high enough grades…

you do, i'm sure novak djokovic is more intelligent than most people sports require a lot of brains

Just because he is, doesn’t mean everyone else is. There intelligence isn’t dependent to Novak Djokovic’s…

what I meant is a high level of intelligence is required to excel in sports, just like studies

I wouldn’t say it’s required. It certainly helps, though.

Really? I'd like to know what part of calculus they study in order to throw a ball around

Pythagorean theorem?

Who thought of such a silly term, anyway?

Probably Pythagoras as the name suggests

Dude, I bet having to remember every flag and getting ripped off from top-selling brands for some rainbow colored products sure was the right thing to do for teachers who collect hoodies and not bullies in the "lost and found."

oh wait are you the person who said harvard sucks lol

and wrote an entire college essays whether video games cause violence or not

Dam nice meme man template

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Like “Gracias”, but Meme Man talk…

o lol

I feel like this is not true

🙄college ball sports is dumb, college auto racing would be a better idea like UNOH has

College kids + beer + driving at super-high speeds = O_O

You want worse than that. Kizzmekia Corbett, the lead scientist behind the Covid-19 vaccine is an assistant professor at Harvard.
Assistant professors at Harvard on average make $157,520 while tenured make $244,300.
Assistant professors at Yale on average make $185,974 while tenured make $224,055.
Assistant professors at Princeton on average make $109,799 while tenured make $213,769.
Assistant professors at Columbia on average make $124,312 while tenured make $203,000.
Assistant professors at Brown on average make $95,001 while tenured make $244,300.

Nick Saban, the coach of Alabama makes 9.3 million.

Oh FYI both tenured and non-tenured professors at MIT (the place that makes everything) on average earn $66,000.
Why???
They do it for the love of the science game. RESPECT

Now that's getting there, some spice for style.

Is it too much to ask for both?

Wait a minute… this kid had a cure for cancer but didn’t release it?

no it was a joke

This was as well, lol

This was as well, lol

That's only true for colleges with good athletic programs tho

universities love ball throwing

Too true

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Repost but still a funny meme lol

Link?

i saw it a while ago
i cant get a link but i dont really care its still funny