Like any self respecting Star Wars fan, I'd buy these in a heartbeat. Put them in a cabinet for the next 20 years then sell them to some guy, that would definitely eat them after someone accidently opens the box.

Blueberries are purple too. That just means the powers that be just doesn't want to give Purp it's cred.

Here's a challenge, don't open it till the date posted, then drink the entire thing before the end of the day. Tiktok that.

Nah... You just missed my sarcasm. Idiot.

Spofoon, now it sounds fancy.