Me on Conspiracy Theories -
New World Order - Already know about it. It was first mentioned in the Book of Revelation.
Illuminati - Again so what? See also Bible and how it all turns out at the end. Illuminati and whatever shadow group that's floating around out there is going to lose in the end. I fear them about as much as I fear the Masons.
Ancient Aliens Built The Pyramids And Other Ancient Architectural Marvels - Translation: Since the ancient humans didn't have computers, CAD(Computer Aided Drafting) Software, or even a frickin' Slide Rule, then they couldn't have the imagination or tools to build the things they did on their own. In other words ancient humans were unimaginative and stupid.
Flat Earth - Do these people know that the modern idea of a Flat Earth started with a fictional biography story of Christopher Columbus written by Irving Washington? Christopher in real life was trying to find a shorter route to India. Also anyone trying to claim the Bible states the planet is flat better read this - https://biblereasons.com/flat-earth/
Faked Moon Landing - Read Ancient Alien and just say modern humans were too unimaginative and too stupid to actually pull it off.
JFK Assassination - He was the only Democrat President to be assassinated so of course the Dems will pull out all the conspiracy theories instead of sticking with the obvious - Lee Harvey Oswald was a butt hurt communist wannabe that was told to go screw himself because the Soviet Union wouldn't let him into their country. He decided to prove himself and assassinated JFK.
Covid - I didn't take the jab because Bill Gate was trying to depopulate the planet or that there was some RNA hijinks that may or may not be true. I made the decision because Fauci was caught in a lie and instead of owning up to it, he doubled down with excuses and another repeat of the lie.
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