Liberals- always generous with someone else's money.

Up to $950 per theft is only a minor violation. And that is ONLY if you get caught. But police do not put theft high in priority of crimes to persue.

So, yes, theft in CA pays very well - one a day = $346,750/yr

Was it this?

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Wait until someone steals all the stuff in his house!

Well, he can just call the police...

No, wait, that won't work, the police have been defunded.

Maybe he can get the gun that's in his home.

No, wait, his gun got confiscated (if this total woke warrior ever had one to begin with).

But the day is young...