lol! I remember when I was dating an Australian and brought him home to meet my parents. My dad offered him coffee and Richard (my date) asked for a biscuit. My poor mother didn't understand, and told Richard (in her familiar sniffy way) that she'd already laid out her dinner menu and she thought biscuits would be too heavy to go along with her lasagna. My dad, who had traveled the world, got a good laugh from that.