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Cotton candy was invented by a dentist

LOL

That I already knew

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Puma and Adidas were founded by Nazi twin brothers.

(i think

Adidas is Russian

wait no I think i'm right-

Ok your right probably

look it up

don't mean nazi tho

no I think they were Nazi's lemme check

Calling a German a nazi is like calling a Russian communism

they joined the Nazi part in May 1st 1933

Yeah they were Nazi's
they joined the Nazi part in 1933

Adidas is german

well then idk-

a shrimp's heart is located in its head

Mickey mouse is the god of mice

I WANT HAMBURGER. GIVE ME FING HAMBURGER OR I WILL COMMIT LAVA LAMP ON YOU.

George Washington was in fact a redhead

Pepsi was the 6th strongest army once during the cold war

Elephants are pregnant for 22 months

XD