true story

(The cartoon is by Randall Enos)

My Tl;dr version ;)

Is that Mike Rounds from my home state of South Dakota? I wish he lost, not only because he's ridiculous, but also, his wife was sick at home. He probably should've taken care of her.

Yes, that is Senator Rounds and that is why he said DC can't be a state. They won't vote Republican.

Yeah, great reasoning there, Senator. Let's deny this group of people representation in the House & Senate because they won't vote for me.

The Founding Fathers never intended there to be a Republican party.

He's not wrong. Factually, that is.

I think the US keeps asking Puerto Rico if they want to become a state, and Puerto Rico keeps saying "No!"