The one on the left is the toy. It has badly designed features. Specifically, the hammer isn't right, there is no external safety or trigger safety, and the pic rail is present but not long enough to actually hold any light.
The one on the right is a Glock 19 - standard police issue. The slide is well worn where it has come into contact with the holster.
I can't disagree with the meme though - it would take more than 2 seconds to make those deductions.