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Vaccine | IF YOU SAID THE VIRUS WAS A HOAX AND REFUSED TO WEAR A MASK... THEN NO VACCINE FOR YOU!!! | image tagged in soup nazi | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 4y,
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Bell's Palsy was listed as a statistically significant possible side effect of the vaccine.
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Actually, the rate that Bell’s Palsy occurred in vaccine trial participants was the same as the rate found in the general public. There’s a far greater chance of severe, permanent effects from the virus than getting Bell’s Palsy from the vaccine.

https://www.verywellhealth.com/bells-palsy-covid-19-5093172
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It depends on which side your source falls on - the political side, or the medical side.

"But the FDA has not concluded that those vaccines cause the condition." - "have not concluded" is not the same as "does not"

https://www.drugdiscoverytrends.com/is-there-a-link-between-bells-palsy-and-covid-19-vaccines/
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What political side?

I never said it “does not” cause Bell’s Palsy. They don’t even know what causes Bell’s Palsy in general.

Side affects of COVID-19 (such as organ damage, fatigue and blood clots) are more likely to happen. So, I’ll take my chances with the vaccine.
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I'll take the virus with a 99.96% survival rate over a first of it's kind RNA vaccine.
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1 up, 4y,
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Hahahah, you think that patients with epilepsy who contract covid might have seizures?

NO SHIT!
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So, you like info from the CDC, eh?
These are COVID-19 long term side effects they list. Take your pick.

Also from cdc.gov
“ Cases of Bell’s palsy were reported following vaccination in participants in both the Moderna and Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccines clinical trials. However, the FDA does not consider these to be above the frequency expected in the general population and has not concluded that these cases were causally related to vaccination”

But it sounds like you may already have had it and didn’t know. But don’t worry, the CDC also says reinfection is rare. So you’re probably just as likely to be reinfected without the vaccine as you are contracting Bell’s Palsy with it.

😁😆😅😂🤣
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I did have it early last year after my brother returned from China, before it had a name. It was the worst cough I've ever had - and then I got over it.
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You don’t need to have epilepsy.
“ Even in young people, COVID-19 can cause strokes, seizures and Guillain-Barre syndrome — a condition that causes temporary paralysis. COVID-19 may also increase the risk of developing Parkinson's disease and Alzheimer's disease.”

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/coronavirus/in-depth/coronavirus-long-term-effects/art-20490351
1 up, 4y
The only CDC document regarding seizures and covid-19 are in regard to epileptics.

The Mayo Clinic article you referenced has one citation regarding seizures - and that citation details a seizure in one patient.

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/1073858420946749

That is the very definition of "outlier"
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You obviously don't understand the term "survival rate". 29 million Americans have had Covid, 550,000 have died = you have almost a 2% chance of dying if you catch Covid or almost 1 in 50 chance. That puts the survival rate at about 98% if you catch Covid, which is statistically significant. The fact that you can't understand this is why you are likely a Trump supporter...
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I can read the CDC publications, and you should too.

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/hcp/planning-scenarios.html

Here's the published death rates - from the CDC:

0-19 years: 0.00003
20-49 years: 0.0002
50-69 years: 0.005
70+ years: 0.054

The fact that you're spouting numbers with nothing to back it up is why you're likely a liberal.
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Nowhere on the link you provided had your BS numbers and your link is from 2020, not 2021, so it's irrelevant. 550,000 Americans die of of cancer every year and we are appalled and spends billions on treatment and research. The same number die from a new virus and you folks act like it's meaningless, why is that? The US has 4% of the world population yet has 20% of the Covid deaths? I get it, you are in The Cult...

Do the math, dipstick -- or can't you do math?

https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#cases_casesper100klast7days
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You cringy sperg.
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Nowhere, hmmm....maybe you can't read. It's about 2/3rds the way through the article. Here's a screenshot.

Hahha, yes - let's do the math. From your link:

52,504 New Cases
1,073 New Deaths

That's a 99.98% survival rate.

Suck on that, chump.
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I should translate those numbers into survival rate percentages, because - let's face it, you're obviously shit with numbers.

0-19 years: 99.99997% survival rate
20-49 years: 99.9998% survival rate
50-69 years: 99.5% survival rate
70+ years: 95.46% survival rate

Mind you, the life expectancy in the USA is 72 years old, so those 70+ numbers are dubious. Anyone over 72 might have died anyway.
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You've got be one of dumbest people on the internet. Those were old estimates and not real data. And we were discussing the overall US survival rate -- your deflection by breaking it into several groups to get lower numbers is DENIED!

January 14th:
42,000 new cases
4327 deaths
That's a 90% survival rate
Duh, I do math now (drooling)

Kind of shocking that your brain works that way. Now run along sonny, go play with your loser Trump toys as I'm done wasting my time. LMAO!
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Yet your meme calls for the deniers not getting the vaccine.
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Almost half a million Americans die EVERY year from smoking and about 300,000 from obesity. McDonalds and cigarettes are still legal.
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Don’t forget to add in all the people that had COVID but didn’t get tested. If they died they were counted, if they recovered they were not.
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more variants.
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