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U guyse I want out. I wanna move to CHINA. They're winning there and we are loosing.

U guyse I want out. I wanna move to CHINA.  They're winning there and we are loosing. | covid-19 death toll as of 6 February 2021; HTTPS://WWW.WORLDOMETERS.INFO/CORONAVIRUS/#COUNTRIES; China; Murica; 4,636; 473,182; TELL ME AGAIN WHY 
CAPITALISM IS SO GREAT | image tagged in memes,buff doge vs cheems,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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3 ups, 4y,
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Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya
0 ups, 4y,
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hey, if you can get me a plane ticket, pay my citizenship renunciation fees, and pay for my immigration lawyer, I would LOVE to get the ball rolling, but unfortunately I'm too broke to afford it myself.

you gonna put your $ where your mouth is on helping me gEt oUt or are you gonna admit this country has failed me in making me too poor to leave?
1 up, 4y,
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Go to an embassy and ask for asylum. Say that you’re be persecuted for your communist beliefs and I’m sure they’ll accept you into their society, you know, since EvErYbOdY iS EqUaL oVeR ThErE.
0 ups, 4y,
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Not really how it works, bud.
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0 ups, 4y,
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0 ups, 4y,
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It was sneering condescension not sarcasm.
0 ups, 4y,
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It was both, therefore it was sneering, condescending sarcasm, meaning I was right when I said it was sarcasm.
0 ups, 4y,
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You never engage in good faith and are clearly afflicted with serious brain oofs and stage IV McCarthyism.
I hope your ween gets run over by a cement mixer.
0 ups, 4y,
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The country didn’t make you too poor to leave.

Your lack of work ethic or poor life decisions did that.

I graduated high school and joined the army. I have a few college courses, but no degree.

I’ve been working since I was 14, and while I did save money, I also partied quite a bit of that money away.

But I still own a house (250K), 2 vehicles (bought brand new at 35K and 80K) and numerous extras (like a pool and trampoline for the kids).

Quit complaining and do something with your life.
0 ups, 4y,
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College put me in 40K in debt and I haven't even graduated yet. This country is hell. No other economic peer does this to its citizens. It literally made me too poor to leave.

Your economic success or failure is anecdotal and I frankly don't give a shit.
0 ups, 4y
Poor baby. Maybe if you had worked and saved up, you could have had some money set aside for college.

By the way, what course are you taking? Will it be economically viable, or is it some leftist BS like Gender Studies?

Frankly, I don’t give a sh*t if you end up in debt for your entire life.

I’ll be enjoying mine, and you’ll be a miserable little b*tch.

Enjoy your future, or not. I don’t care.
0 ups, 4y
Capitalism has got your head so messed up you hate poor people for no reason at all despite being barely content yourself. That's some real pathetic shit.

I took a STEM BS cuz I knew studying things I enjoy (music, anthropology, sociology, etc) would never pay well. It pisses me off to no end. I'm a much better writer than I am a scientist, but writing critical social science doesn't pay the bills.

You should really reflect on the animosity that flows from your dumb, self-hating mouth.

People in my generation has a damn hard time making a good living with an unfinished college degree, but you're so ignorant you think we're on equal footing. It's not true. Everything got more expensive-way more expensive-at a rate faster than wages grew. I'm talking housing, transportation, food, education, damn near everything except TVs. You couldn't understand rentierism if I smacked you with an economics textbook.
1 up, 4y,
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Because both nations are using capitalism to an extent.
0 ups, 4y
If they were on the same footing, the US would have stopped its own outbreak
1 up, 4y,
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It's because China is communist so when they say "lockdown" there won't be any Anti-Maskers organizing protests if ya know what I mean.
1 up, 4y,
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And that's why they beat back covid so effectively
1 up, 4y
0 ups, 4y,
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I'm going to doubt that China number, honestly. Remember how China's always declaring suspiciously high growth numbers. But even if the Chinese death toll were ten times that high, they'd still be doing a lot better than the US, both in absolute terms and as a percentage of the population.
0 ups, 4y
Well idk I have no reason to disbelieve them on the public health stats. As for the growth numbers, they have a near total command economy so those employment stats are borderline irrelevant in the same kinda fashion that our GDP numbers are irrelevant-both are fake. They do money printer go brr for their poor ppl like we do for billionaires and will just nationalize any company that is too greedy or is about to fail. The Chinese govt also does a lot of the new deal style public employment programs and pad their #s up to whatever they want. Tbh we could do the same and it would make our economy stronger. This a central thesis of the MMT movement, that some unemployment is inevitable and the unemployed may as well work for the govt rather than being unemployed and that it would create pressure on the private sector to treat its workers better anyway. If you are interested, real Progressives on youtube has a great video by Fadhel Khaboub called anatomy of a job gauruntee.
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