YOU WANT TO SPEND MY MONEY TO PUT OUT THE FIRE IN MY HOUSE! IT'LL JUST DIE OFF ON ITS OWN AND I DON'T CARE IF IT GETS SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE ON FIRE IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM!! FREAKING LIBTARDS!!!
YOU WANNA SPEND MY MONEY TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE! THIS IS THEFT AND COMMUNSIM! FREAKING LIBTARDS! NOT MY PROBLEM! IT'S CALLED SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, STUPID!
Either that or 40% of Americans would see a house on fire with smoke billowing from it, and argue without evidence that the house fire was faked in order to secure valuable fire department resources.
IF WE TRIED TO SETUP FIRE DEPARTMENTS TODAY; 40% OF AMERICANS WOULD BE "OH, SOME IDIOT LET HIS HOUSE CATCH ON FIRE AND YOU WANT TO SPEND MY MONEY TO PUT IT OUT? FOR FREE?!?"