In the fall of 1912, Taft still has a chance to win reelection; but that chance is about to disappear. Just 3 weeks before the election, an “October Surprise” comes in the form of an “assassination attempt” against Teddy Roosevelt (TR).
On October 14, 1912, just moments before he is set to deliver a typically Rooseveltian 50-page speech, TR, we are told, is shot with a Colt .38 by an Anarchist fanatic named John Flammang Schrank. The bullet is first said to be a “flesh wound” that “lodged in his chest”. Afterwards, the story changes to that of a bullet “safely lodged” against TR’s rib, after having been slowed down by both his steel eyeglass case and the thick speech he was carrying in his jacket.
As far as bullet sizes go, the .38 caliber is one of the larger size bullets. But “Superman” TR felt no pain? TR takes a clean handkerchief to cover the “wound” as he heads for the stage, where one of his bodyguards is attempting to explain what has just happened to the audience. Someone in the crowd shouts out: “Fake! Fake!”
True to his self-promoting form, TR the drama queen wastes no time in proclaiming to the crowd: “Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot.”
The horrified audience in the Milwaukee Auditorium gasps as the theatrical TR unbuttons his vest to reveal his bloodstained shirt. Then comes the proud boast: “It takes more than that to kill a bull moose.”
Now the crowd is really buzzing as the legend of TR reaches new heights of super-humanism. The babbler continues before launching into yet another 90-minute speech about nothing: