Humans taste like pork. A man had his foot amputated, asked the doctor if he could take it with him. He cut it up and made it into tacos, then him and his friends ate it and said it tasted like pork. A friend told me this true story.
That person may not be able to roast you... BUT I CAN! I love making poetry-roasts, and I'm going to give you a nice demonstration!
1. Roses are red, violets are blue
Your face is so sickening it could give me the flu
I'm sure you know what sanitizer would do
If it touched the skin of diseases like you!
2. Nuclear waste can cause mutations
It is weird but true
But I guess it explains
What happened to you!
3. A toilet has many jobs to do
One is to flush down numbers 1 and 2
But I have not a single clue
Why hasn't it yet decided to flush you?
4. Your attitude is toxic
You are full of strife
It would be an improvement
If someone took your life.
5. You're probably fuming
As you try to find a single clue
Of how a middle-schooler
Can roast better than you!
done learning it ok so if you're under 18 the government takes of most of it and then you go see an accountant to see if there's anymore you need to pay and boom i learned in a minute
no i actually asked my teacher and also how else would i learn would some spirit come down and tell me the answer? NO BOI NO. becuase spirits cant interact with the real world unless its thru dreams, (according to my religion) and thru signs in life. so i kinda had to ask my teacher or i could have used google or my parents so yeah boi just get out nerds can be strong too and can make up amazing roasts too
