Mmmmmmm

Uruk hai

found one! offering you the food for a 1.00$

Don't you also eat human flesh..?
:P

In their world humans are called scavengers.

Ok
*scavenger flesh

which is not much better

As far as I know, I've never ate human/scavenger flesh.... but I imagine white chocolate macadamia nut cookies taste much better.

Dragons should eat that.
:3

As far as you KNOW- you don't really know if someone has slipped some human butt-cheek meat in your soup O,v,O

;P

Yup. Turns out I'm sexist about the possible butt-cheek meat I may or may not have eaten.

tHe wOrLd mAy nEvEr kNoW iF @darko_yolo hAd sOmE sCrUmPTiOUs, hOt, fEmAlE bUtT-ChEeK mEaT oR nOt U,v,U

I imagine it would taste kinda like ham.
And if she was drunk......Rum ham.
:o

Humans taste like pork. A man had his foot amputated, asked the doctor if he could take it with him. He cut it up and made it into tacos, then him and his friends ate it and said it tasted like pork. A friend told me this true story.

=O most cannibals say the palm of the hand is the greatest part tho-

Hmm.. they say palm of hand is good huh...

Can I try yours?
:3

DEFINITELY,

:P

dudeeeeeeeeee i agreeeee

i swear ive seen this somewhere. a very particular book series.

Wings of fire perhaps?

ohhhh yeah. and bet i can guess her name.

Guess!

peril

Good!

and she got a boyfriend. named clay. because only he can touch her without being barbequed.

True, but all mud wings with blood red eggs can too

yeah, but theyre bf and gf

Yeah...

Yes

Lol, sorry I went there :-)

Oh jesus

what template is that, i can use it for my anti-anime stream

well your hate for anime i bet is so big that no one even likes you and you're gonna get massacred in the most painful way BOOM ROASTED

........"bOoM rOaStEd" SIR-

thats not a roast, you uncultered unsalted uncooked popcorn of a human being

yo mama so ugly she walked into a haunted house and immediately walked out with a new job

yours caused an eclipse.
also, stop trying to roast me, kiddo, you dont even know how to pay taxes

well give me five minutes to learn how

shut up, you stupid 9 year old fetus

done learning it ok so if you're under 18 the government takes of most of it and then you go see an accountant to see if there's anymore you need to pay and boom i learned in a minute

you googled it, idiot, you'd die within a minute of the real world. go back to you mommy where your wittle bwab ness is safe

no i asked my teacher

no i actually asked my teacher and also how else would i learn would some spirit come down and tell me the answer? NO BOI NO. becuase spirits cant interact with the real world unless its thru dreams, (according to my religion) and thru signs in life. so i kinda had to ask my teacher or i could have used google or my parents so yeah boi just get out nerds can be strong too and can make up amazing roasts too

nerds are no smart, smort, or smert,thry are just annying little brats. like YOU. go die

That person may not be able to roast you... BUT I CAN! I love making poetry-roasts, and I'm going to give you a nice demonstration!

1. Roses are red, violets are blue
Your face is so sickening it could give me the flu
I'm sure you know what sanitizer would do
If it touched the skin of diseases like you!

2. Nuclear waste can cause mutations
It is weird but true
But I guess it explains
What happened to you!

3. A toilet has many jobs to do
One is to flush down numbers 1 and 2
But I have not a single clue
Why hasn't it yet decided to flush you?

4. Your attitude is toxic
You are full of strife
It would be an improvement
If someone took your life.

5. You're probably fuming
As you try to find a single clue
Of how a middle-schooler
Can roast better than you!

still waiting..................

meat and peanuts do not go together.

but nuts are flesh as well if you think about it.

EYE-

eyeballs?

LMAOOOOO- nuuuu- its like, "i-" but "eye-" O,v,O

i-balls, the new Apple product.

i aGrEe,

for girls and guys alike. there are 2 different versions.