As you can recall, even I was figuring the Trump machine would have pulled bigger bunnies out of its hat.
This soft coup was so flaccid, a Viagra powered jackhammer asssisted by a crane with the Incredible Hulk in the cockpit couldn't get it up. It's got the Life Alert phones blasting on bullhorn and there ain't a thing dang thing the EMTs can do and that ain't cuz all the beds in the ICU are full,,,