3 facts:
1. This is upvote begging.
2. Saying "this isn't upvote begging" doesn't make this not upvote begging.
3. You won't actually ask your crush out if you get 20 upvotes.
Yo, I hope you have at least 7 crushes or you're just another internet scammer. (139 ups atm, which is a miracle, because you're so begging it's not funny.)