WHEN I GO SHOPPING FOR THANKSGIVING I DON'T WANT TO RAISE ANY SUSPICIONS BY BUYING A 20 POUND TURKEY. SO INSTEAD, I AM GOING TO BUY A WHOLE BONELESS RIBEYE; FOR MY FAMILY'S THANKSGIVING MEAL. AND IF ANYONE ASKS, I'LL TELL THEM THAT I'M JUST FILLING MY FREEZER WITH STEAKS.