OP Supplemental:
In the interests of full disclosure, I hasten to add these items:
Mr. Magoo is not a real person, he just plays one on TV, kinda like Joe Biden appearing on the "Office of the President Elect Show" (featured on the mainstream media).
Mr. Magoo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Magoo
Mr. Magoo (known by his full name: J. Quincy Magoo) is a fictional cartoon character created at the UPA animation studio in 1949. Voiced by Jim Backus, Mr. Magoo is an elderly, wealthy, short-statured retiree who gets into a series of comical situations as a result of his extreme near-sightedness, compounded by his stubborn refusal to admit the problem. However, through uncanny streaks of luck, the situation always seems to work itself out for him, leaving him no worse than before.