Giant Rubber Duck

release the quaken!

I would put a rubber duck on the moon years before people landed on it and when people finally did, there would be a huge scandal and cause people to overthrow the government

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I mean who would have paid attention to a talking snake when you could have spent eternity riding a humungous plastic water toy?

LOL

I would set a rubber duck next to the quill on Alexander Hamlten’s desk while he is writing the Declaration of Independence.

Y E S

Please post that to both politics and politicsTOO with no comment or explanation.

Everyone could just jump on the duck, plus who doesnt want to see a duck in the middle of the ocean?

Depends on the size of the rubber duck. If it’s a regular sized rubber duck, I would place it next to Hitler when he is giving one of his speeches. If it’s a giant one like in the picture, I would place it in the Auschwitz concentration camp. Good luck concentrating now, mwahaha.

Made it so you wouldn’t have to, Kate ;)

Also the duck with Adolphin Shitler (XD) looks worried.

Thank heavens.

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I CAN'T BREATH ITS TOO FUNNY!!!!! Can I post it in EAM with credits to you??

Go for it

Thank you!!!!

LOL wow

Rubber duck would do much less damage than an airplane
(Not intended to poke fun at 9/11)

I would do it in 'Nam

This question is awesome 👌

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I wish I thought of it...and I wish I could think of a really great scenario to put the duck in....I'll think kore and post something later!

Cheers!

Giant duck in the middle of Golgotha the day before Jesus was scheduled to be crucified.

If it was a huge one, I would place it in the 9/11 plane engines to stop them from ever taking off.
If it was a small one... Hmmmm... Imagine this: two terrorists are walking around chatting a day before 9/11, one of them suddenly falls to the ground and dies. The police look at the body and find 2 strange things:
There are terrorisim plans in his pocket, so they arrest the other guy.

There is a small rubber duck in his head.

I'd put it on the general of the confederate army in the civil war in the middle of a battle

world war 1

I would have a rubber duck floating behind George Washington's boat crossing the Delaware

9/11 on one of the planes

Depends on what capabilities I have regarding placing the duck. If I'm able to make pop out of thin air, I would spike it on the end of Joab's spear just before it hit Absalom. Thus, it would have spared Absalom, avoided alienating Joab from David further (if I recall correctly, things were already tense between the two of them), and, yes would have caused much confusion over the soft, saffron-colored bird-shaped statuette that makes a loud, piercing noise when squeezed that somehow ended up on the end of Joab's spear. It might've also made a loud squeak when it hit Absalom, adding to comedic effect. If, however, I have to place it by hand, I would go into a pagan temple, and discreetly replace one of the smaller idols with the duck. I would then hide until the priests came in, and watch hilarity and chaos ensue as they try to determine the meaning of this omen. I would then bring the idol back to present times, and donate it to an archeological institution.

right in front of john wilkes booth's gun so abraham lincoln was never assassinated.

It would work

first off, what kind of question is this? LOL

ig i'd put it on Zedong or Stalin or Hitler's head while they're on national TV.

If it's big i'd use it 2 save a life of someone trying 2 get out of north korea.

At the RNC while it's being filmed. Then America would call them all dumb.

when the cave people discovered fire

2 places: I would give one to hitler, and I would give one to the Declaration of Independence.

at the very first moment of human existance, they would worship it like a god.

Behind Julius Caesar

I would probably go and place a giant rubber duck in front of some European Explorers’ ship back in like then 1400s

I SEE LAND

WAIT OOP NEVERMIND ITS A DUCK