Mathematically speaking, if another turd lands on the doormat, adding it to the other turds already there, that would be one turd of the three turds present.
BTW, have seen this one?
Carpet.
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Remember imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or if Joe Biden is involved, plagiarism (i.e. "Buy American").
