Good grief prankster, you know we're simpatico on many issues, and of course, no offense is ever intended, but... I hope you're not volunteering to help out LadyDeerFart with her... problem.
If you are, along with my sympathies, horror, and disgust, I'd like to offer you three brown paper bags to use as you see fit (her head, your head, whatever it takes!) and a fifth of Wild Turkey (the 101 proof, not that watered down shit) to help you get it up... your courage, that is. 🤣👀😜✌