Justis

What's a lamprey eel?
*looks it up*
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

BRO THAT SO SCARY IT LOOKS LIKE A DEATH WORM
BUT IN REAL LIFE

julius can do whatever the hell he wants

Meme was about Augustus, not Julius.

:P

So that's what really happened to the dude's cups!

Idk maybe they shattered like hell

he can still do whatever the hell he wants

Nice trick

Slaves are incredibly expensive. Don't mistreat them. You wouldn't prod a plowing ox to death with red hot pokers for accidentally trampling a flower. If you can afford to buy a new slave, you sure as hell can afford to buy *new cups.*

Anything I can do to help

*searches up lamprey eel* I-

Now I'd like to verify this story... It sounds too ridiculous to be true, and that's why I guess it probably *is* true...

Let's goooooooo!