I got sunburned really bad at the beach yesterday, any tips.

Carefully peel off your sunburned skin so you can make a snakeskin version of yourself

That is a stellar idea

Good Idea that's why you get the big bucks!

XD

Right-olympian
Middle-Corgilove
Left:everyone else

Yes

We gotta make nope rope Galeem Kirby

What no

Step one on how to be the nope rope

cursedcomments?

Yesss

If you don't have access to a plant, you can actually buy very large individual leaves of the stuff at Publix and other grocery stores. Slice it open, scoop out the slime, and apply it to your burned skin. Works great on any burn really, especially if you can put it on the affected skin quickly, the sooner after burning the better.

My wife also uses a Limelife product that works really well, she gave me some after I got burned a few weeks ago and the redness remained but it didn't hurt anywhere nearly as bad. Good stuff, expensive, but good.

I don’t live near a publix

I imagine Whole Foods, Fresh Market, Earthfare, Harris Teeter, or any other grocery that tends to carry higher end groceries would most likely have it. I've seen it in the produce section at several of those, it's not expensive.

Only Harris teeter and Walmart around me

I live on the central east coast

I'm a little southwest of you then, upstate SC :)

What the I live in Delaware

That’s like 500 miles away

You can get it at Walmart it also works great for rashes

I don’t like Walmart but I’m taking a day trip to my nearest target (45 minutes away) today

Oh ok

GO OUT IN THE SUN AND LET IT BURN

This is a sad reality...

Well I suppose...but both parties appeared to be happy there.

Use Aloe Vera or Aloe Vera gel on the burns. It worked for me

Lol I’ve tried it only works for 15 minutes

Did you use gel or the actual plant?

Gel

Yeah, I think the plant works better

I use sabilla and lotion.

Okii

Yup! Thats what I use, its kinda an old home remedy, but it works pretty good.

I toughed it out

Tough guy

I'm still peeling and I go outside to walk my dogs without a shirt in the sun

Santa's little helper?

I meant IRL Santa's little helper just goes outside and comes back

Good for you

SIS :D

Hai

This is only temporary

I'll be gone after a while

:3 but hai

*head pats* Hai

*hug*

*Picks up and puts on my shoulders*

:3

*head pat*

*more hug*

What's a babila

IDK the english word

Its like

big and green and spiky and it tastes good

Aloe vera?

Yes yes that that that it tastes good

Its the plant form of activated carbon I guess. It soothes upset stomachs and does other things too.

Ikr

Wait you use activated carbon too

No Im saying its the poverty's version of activated carbon cuz we dont have the stuff here

((What a strange tongue))

Oh
But it still tastes good

((Indonesian is indeed a strange tongue))

It does taste good.
But dont eat any other aloe plants theyre not the same as aloe vera and so it can be toxic.

((Yes))

((it's 2 AM my mind is simultaneously both not thinking and thinking about everything))

((Im paranoid it feels like everything is after me))
((Is this how you feel))

((If I told you would it change your opinion on me staying up every night to meet you))

Youre right it does

((You get used to some of the sounds))

Im still scared
Im a wuss

Nah

Hmmm true

((Tongue can mean two things and it makes me question the English language))

((Youre barley questioning it now?))

((we call it "lidah buaya" in Indonesia))

((It means "crocodile tongue"))