Ok, ok. Gotta admit, it makes for a good story, much like the freak show times two I just posted.
Look, about the only foreign anyones we ignoramuses down here know about here are Fidel Castro, Khomeini, Queen Elizabeth, Lady Die, Reagan's soul mate Thatcher, and of course, Donny's sole mate Putin zhe Grate and his love, Kim Jung-un.
Most people here think Fidel is still alive, and none can remember the name of that Russian with the blotch on his head who ended Communism because Cowboy Ron told him to tear down the wall.
Heck, the only reason I even know who Trudeau is or looks like is the curious amount of 'Muricans who meme an awful lot about him here yet don't even know the name of the State they live in.