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The intelligence of Coronavirus

The intelligence of Coronavirus | between a grocery store, 
a bar or restaurant, 
and a church. | image tagged in covid-19,virus,coronavirus,church | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3,318 views 93 upvotes Made by Elect_Elvis_Is_Dead 4 years ago in politics
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eyeroll | IMAGINE BEING SO DUMB YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY CHURCHES MIGHT BE A HOTSPOT FOR TRANSMITTING A VIRUS | image tagged in eyeroll | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Grocery stores - people are constantly moving around. They go in, they get their sh*t, and they leave. They don't sit there for an hour + elbow to elbow with 200-400 people, all breathing in each other's funk, possibly drinking out of the same chalice, being given a wafer by the priest who either drops it in their mouth or their hand? And before you say "not all churches do that," who's going to regulate these pastors once their flock gets in there? There's no six feet rule possible.
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0 ups, 4y
Our church does all the ignorant one claims impossible.
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What a lil bitch
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I beg thee pardon? They all fall into the category of essential
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Only if you don’t know how to cook.
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*thy

Lol, Shakespeare you ain't.
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Wasn't trying to be Shakespeare, I said it cause it's a meme.
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Aha. Wasn't familiar with that one. Carry on!
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cheers
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See he was correct again hahaha.
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https://www.france24.com/en/20200517-sweden-s-covid-19-strategy-has-caused-an-amplification-of-the-epidemic
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As an expert in making boomy, boomy, die, die, target enemies, and kill more people to masky masky genocidy cide; for your country, I think it's......
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Your fear porn is hilarious.
Even the CDC has officially joined the “it’s a bad flu, bro” club. They released their estimated CASE fatality rates...
Estimates by age:
0-49: .05%
50-64: .2%
65+: 1.3%

Overall: .4%

But factor in the asymptomatic folks and the overall case fatality rate drops to 0.26%. That's one quarter of one percent IF you get the virus in the first place. One chance in 400.
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Second Stylist at Same Missouri Hair Salon Tests Positive, Nearly 140 Exposed to Coronavirus

https://www.nbcboston.com/news/coronavirus/missouri-hair-stylist-with-covid-19-worked-while-symptomatic-exposed-dozens-of-clients/2130222/
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Exposed? Who cares? Hell, I've been exposed.
The only thing that counts is deaths, ICU admissions, and hospitalizations. You can try to use all the fear porn you wish, but please do so from the cupboard your hiding in and don't try to get others to join you. It's a little crowded in there.

The rest of us are going ahead and living.
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That's some bad math there.

Overall, it's .5%.

Asymptomatic people are already calculated into those fatalities.

So that means if you have Covid-19, in a room of 200, one of you will die.

That doesn't sound like a bad flu to me. And the CDC is still categorizing coronavirus and influenza as two separate things. Sure, there is some overlap in deaths, but that doesn't mean "it's a bad flu, bro"
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You didn't read the study, obviously.
I stand by what the CDC said ... 0.26% ... but YOU obviously know more than they do.
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Care to link the study?
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