Obama Hotline Bling

Trump: UM OBAMA COMMITTED A CRIME!
Trumpers: YEAH, HE DID! LET'S ARREST HIM!

Everyone else: What crime?

Trump: You know what he did!
Trumpers: YEAH! YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID!

Everyone else: No. What crime did he commit? Was it being black? It seems like that really upsets you.

Trump: ...
Trumpers:...

Gibberish.
Another scary peek inside the smelly landfill that is the mind of a Leftist.
One too many Tide pods.

Your lord & master is having a mental breakdown cause he can't handle the job.

You better to re-bleet whatever noneses he spews. That way you make daddy happy.

Have another Tide pod, junior.

Hey, perhaps you can inject that with Clorox? It'll clean the tardation out in a minute.

So, please elaborate on the crimes commited, help us, help you.

I heard one time while waiting on line, he read the cover of People without buying it.

FAKE NEWS! He can't read

They Affirmative Actioned Obama into the WH because Negro.

Oh, and one time B💥HUSSEIN💥O grabbed some extra napkins in the caf on the way out after lunch - just in case. He's a baaaaaaaaaaad man.

What do you care, Candy Ass Canadian? It's none of your business.
You're about to become a subsidiary of the Communist Chinese government.

What a weird and wonderful world you live in. It's a public site, the heading even says discussion and debate, but you can't do that can you ninja?

I was trying to figure out who BangGood/IveDefinitelyHadSexBeforeHonestly was, he sounded familiar...

Yup, ninja, new name every day, still a punk

What pathetic gibberish. I can't even begin to decode it, so I'm not going to try.
Do you drool as much as Joe Biden? How do you keep your keyboard from short circuiting?

Excellent counter point, you certainly have a way with words. I have bin bested

There was a Qderper last week, although it didn't exactly admit it was THAT, just did the talk.

Up here they did catch a child porn ring not too long ago, about 300 people around the world, but not one celebrity or elite, 3 of the "organizers" were actually from the Island here, sex trafficing and child porn.

That whole Q thing is a big joke, hidden messages in tweets and all that shit, I thought the muellar investigation was supposed to be a smoke screen so trump could nab all these people, didn't happen, but trump sure does love his conspiracy theories, what a tool

At least a ride in a limo to dinner at Olive Garden or some crap for them points.

I do have my own limo, but driving it myself takes away the glitz. Waiting for my partner's kid to get his liscence.

It actually did start as a 4Chan joke.

When you look at those "clue" tweets, there were crossed out time stamps, random words circled and other cheesy bullshit, that's how you know it's real.

I just hit 2 million points yesterday, yay.

Congrats of the 2,000,000,000,000

Thanks, just like my club Z points, worthless, at least a sticker would be nice ha ha ha

Did you put that number up for someone to comment on it?

That is the first accurate item you have posted, even though it was meant as sarcasm.
I honest to God pity you, libtard.

Don't pity me. I just got new velcro shoes, baby steps right

trump couldn't even answer, and he's the one making the claim, that's why they can't answer, they're awaiting instruction.

Straight to it being about the race of the guy, huh!

"Did you put that number up for someone to comment on it?"

Sew hit 2,000,000 pts yesterday, I added extra "000"s for fun.
Oh,, and I have a typo in there too.

Oh yeah that's what i thought at first (joking) and then i'm like uh i got to ask. The Typo AH, didn't notice that. Thanks.