Department of Homeland Security Science and Technology Director Bill Bryan said, “Bleach will kill the virus in five minutes, isopropyl alcohol will kill the virus in 30 seconds and that’s with no manipulation.”
Trump said, “Is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning”
Normal people heard, “Maybe we can mimic the effects of these products on the virus and create a vaccine.”
Doofus liberals heard, “People should inject Clorox into their veins and huff isopropyl alcohol from a brown paper bag.”
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