Alexa, how long will the corona virus last?

3w56m6.jpg (click to show) Healthy people should be allowed to work.

How would you achieve that when not everyone has been tested and there's a two week+ incubation period?

I hear Walmart and Amazon are hiring. What’s stopping you?

I like your style ross. Upvote!

But I've found that more than 10 or so words in a meme, or a posted reply, tends to make the snowflakes eyes glaze over, as their brain simply cannot process that much information.

Thanks Elvis! That is indeed the case. Some force themself to 'power through to the end' though. Respect! lol

I see you figured out 'covfefe' since it no longer weighs on you.

He was pointing people to the Bill (The Covfefe Act) that was being pushed through in Congress two weeks later.
June 12, 2017

https://www.congress.gov/115/bills/hr2884/BILLS-115hr2884ih.pdf

I didn't know he named a Bill after his typo in an effort to look less stupid, that's hilarious.

“The virus itself may last only two more weeks or so”

Well

In this case, the opening premise is so demonstrably absurd that further reading past the first 11 words is not truly necessary

Although I did power through to the end, and no, and it did not get better after that

The only thing that could possibly rescue this meme from its own multivector self-delusions is a source, any source, that says the virus will be gone from America in 2 weeks

Why don't you click the link I provided and hear the "source" for yourself.

Don't feed the paid trolls.

da faq..??

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pQu6GQ3G5r4

This shit?

It’s literally just an Alexa pre-programmed to say exactly what the meme said

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I’m at a loss

You're at a loss because you provided a link and nobody clicked on it.

A financial loss, you paid shill!

You don't get it, do you? I'll spell it out.....
Its a tribute to the type of 'sources' and 'links' you and other sheep on this site provide most of the time in defense and support of the point you're making. F**king meaningless. LOL

Some day you’ll grow up and recognize that the willingness to confront and engage with information outside of your own personal thought bubble whether it agrees with you or not is a hallmark of intelligence and maturity

Or maybe you won’t

Maybe one day you'll grow up and learn to quote.
Or maybe you won't.

That way the point you're making won't be irrelevant.

Your point in this instance is so dumb and trollish it does not merit the justice of a verbatim quote

That “most of the time” you thought to throw in there does not rescue this line of thinking from its own errors

I don't care if folks want to disagree with my sources if they have a good reason for it, but 99% of the time they either lazily cry "bias" or just don't read at all

That's why I don't have much patience for this

For the record, the Alexa thing was genuinely funny

Yeah, I think you do care. You get paid for clicks, so yeah, I'm pretty sure you care.

bwhahahahahahahahaha

Alexa's shape makes it able to fit up Trump's arse most comfortably.

Good question. A lot of snowflakes are overly obsessed with that butt!

Typically insightful, intelligent, and on point reply from Apple.

When the facts just don't support what you think, talk about shoving something up someone's butt. Yeah, that'll do it.

Didn't your parents teach you that if you have nothing intelligent to say, keep your pie hole shut?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQu6GQ3G5r4

Siri’s rebuttal

LOL