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When they claim “Eminem is a faker” thus revealing their deep ignorance of rap and hip-hop culture

When they claim “Eminem is a faker” thus revealing their deep ignorance of rap and hip-hop culture | “EMINEM IS A FAKER” | image tagged in somethings wrong,rap,hip-hop,eminem,fakery,imgflip trolls | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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0 ups, 5y,
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It's B-Boy Music, you pathetic ignoramus.

"Rap" and "Hip Hop" are fake industry terms, tailored for the MTV poseur set like Eminem is.
And culture? Like using a thesaurus is a culture?

I live in the Bronx, you massive knobhead, where this "rap and hip-hop culture" that idiots like you jizz about with the likes of Vanilla Ice Mach 2 originated.

You're a suburban milli from Tennessee. That's like me lecturig your great great great grandfather on Country & Western.
Your FOLKS weren't even teens yet when B-Boy Music was spawned. I bought Liquid Liquid's EP when 99 Records was still open and before it got ripped off. Google that one for a little trivia.

Moron.
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1. The Sugarhill Gang, "Rapper's Delight" (1979):
"I said a hip hop,
The hippie to the hippie
The hip hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat."

2. The Notorious B.I.G., "Juicy" (1994): "You never thought that hip-hop would take it this far"

3 & 4. KRS-One & Marley Marl, "Hip Hop Lives" (1997): "I'm livin for this hip-hop, I'm spittin for this hip-hop / I'm givin to this hip-hop, my life is hip-hop / Culture, and y'all know that"

5. Nas (2006): "Hip-Hop is Dead"

6. Eminem (2013): "I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God"

6/6 rap legends disagree with your galaxy brain take I could find 10,000 other citations to both "rap" and "hip-hop" over 4+ decades.

Doesn't matter where you or I are from. This is history and your revisionism is pointless
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What is that drivel about, Yo MTV Raps! Top 6?

Moron.

Washington Ave, B-Boy Music, Google.
[There's a cherry I left in there for those who were around in '77 and know]
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Oh gawd, I bet Vanilla K raps. Now THAT'S cringe_hard.
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Welp, there goes my hunguh for din din.

The building I lived at was almost all Fordham U students as I had been when I first moved there. My landlords also owned two student-only smaller properties on the same block and the backyards were connected. These were mainly suburban type preppy & jock dorkwads.

Hearing someone rapping "Dollar bill yo" day after day with his window open so we coud hear him as we walked the stairs was not the highlight of my existence. Catching them calling each other "my niigga" in the hall was really tough on my tongue as I had to bite it to stop myself from laughing in their faces. And granted, Eminenema was someone they could identify with since doing a Kamala toking to Tupuke was a bit of a stretch even to their wannabe for 5 minute hoodie asses, but that didn't stop my cravings to throttle them.

Twenty one years I had to deal with down-wid-it Kyles who only reluctantly ventured into the neighborhood to buy 40s. Now I'm no B-Boy type, but still no, just no.
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All the music from your heyday was groundbreaking and everything that came after it was a pale imitation

yeah, yeah, this tune sounds familiar, think I’ve heard it somewhere before
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Stop your jabbering and for once in the fakery that is your life, Hillbot, LEARN something.
- oh, that's right, you finally DID Google B-Boy, didn'tcha?

Me was there and STILL am.

You lying crybaby that never was nor will be.

Sucks to be you, butcha can't be a Boomer if ya wasn't alive then, son.
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0 ups, 5y
Not to break up your COCK swing fest with Kylie, but thought I would ask how you're doing on your end with this lock down? Hopefully you are doing considered
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I haven’t Googled anything: I’ve heard the term “B-Boy” before in hip-hop/rap music but with a lot less frequency than the terms... well... “hip-hop“ and “rap”

I’m sure the period from 1977 to 1979, or whatever you are talking about (and you can certainly trace hip-hop/rap influences back much further than that: through disco, rock’n’roll, blues, jazz, etc), was interesting and creative

But I’m not sure why you’re being so dismissive to everything that came after
0 ups, 5y
btw, you're full of shit. You went from calling me a liar, a revisionist, then now, "oh, well, sure, B-Boy Music was called B-BOY MUSIC back in the day, but um, what's yer beef with tha latter day stuff, yo?" 77 - 79, no less, WHOOOOO WEEEEEEEE! y'all iz down wid it, homie.

And it weren't my heyday, as I made some indication of it (mostly) being sucky on that other thread. It was my BACKYARD.
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shhhhh, you're doing your usual imbecile dance.

And it goes farther than that by a century with men shouting rhymes saying what goods they're selling on the streets, or if you will, read the Fall of the House of Usher where Poe describes Roderick Usher improvising rhymed quartets while he played guitar in a random way. Don't bother looking that one up, tis mine.
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Why stop there? We can go back to Shakespeare and Chaucer

Or heck: the blind Greek poets of the Iliad and Odyssey (“Homer” was probably not one guy)

Okay I think now I have you boxed in as far as pointless retro-flexing
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Oh cool, ya gots me!
Now I get to admit Eminenema inventeded the Hippity Hoppity Rapping Time 'Music'?

Mark your calanders, non-Negroids of the non-ghetto, your Vanilla Ice is safe!
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