Why I know you're FOS
You aren't married: You claimed your barking poodle alarm system let's you know if there's an intruder You said " I'll be hiding on the roof-deck waiting for police with guns to save you from the intruder with a gun" No mention of you saving your wife, No mention of her/him/it at all.
That's not how married people respond.
Your cowardly ass didn't even try to save your poodle alarm system.
You aren't a lawyer: You've told some users you're a law student, You've told others you're a practicing attorney.
You can't keep your lies straight to different users.
Proof of both lies:
You spend 18 hours+ a day on a Meme site arguing on every Meme that triggers you.
No time for the fake wife, UN-phased by your username and use of scantily clad photos women (Used incorrectly in your garbage Memes).
No time to study for your law degree, Much-less attend classes.
If you're a practicing attorney you spend no time consulting clients Much-less defending them in court.
Now spin another lie and say your wife, Your law professor or the judges presiding over your cases schedule everything around your Imgflip time. ROFL.
You remind me of that arrogant clown in the movie "Good Will Hunting". He pretended to be a know-it-all, Regurgitating the nonsense he was taught , Thinking he was master of the universe, Along comes someone he thought was beneath him, And.... Bam. How do you like them apples. Here ya go.