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Are you grounded to the pen or taking to the sky? | GOT TO PICK ONE, WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER? DO 10-15 YRS IN A CRAZY MAXIMUM PRISON; OR SERVE 6 MONTHS PILOTING FIGHTER PLANES OR AIR RAID BOMBING? | image tagged in what would you rather | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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3 ups, 5y,
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That pic's an abomination! *backs away*
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3 ups, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y,
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That’s weird. I didn’t get a notification that you commented...
3 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y
Glitch in the matrix, I guess?
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3 ups, 5y,
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Lol
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3 ups, 5y
:)
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6 ups, 5y
Easy choice. Plus you’ll probably have some good war stories to tell once you’re done.
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3 ups, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y
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3 ups, 5y
Prison. I mean I'd rather do none of that, but I'd rather die than kill like that... I've seen a few videos from the point of view of soldiers shooting others down and it made me pretty sick. I don't ever want to be in that situation.
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2 ups, 5y
Crazy max prison or flying in a war, my ass is suiting up for the skies

I’d go with 6 month as a fighter pilot, that would been a hell of a rush and demand for attention and reaction. Would shit too many bricks to be in a bomber. No guarantee you’d make the 6 months let a lot your first flight

I’d skip race based prison gangs and the rolls played, the drugs, r*pe and prison pocket checks. Transfers, I don’t want to around 1 “Florida man” let alone dozens to hundreds of them lol
2 ups, 5y
I’d horse around with the airplane-
2 ups, 5y
2 ups, 5y
In the choice of being gang raped and having my throat cut or being in an adrenaline/fear fuelled fair(ish) fight that relies on skill as well as force, give me the fighter plane .. EVERY TIME 👍

Peace.
2 ups, 5y
In prison seemed more safe than taking part in aeriel dogfighting and bombardments, but prison presents it's own dangers.

Unless you are a member of a prison gang, you're a walking carcass in a room full of hungry vultures. Your only safety is solitary confinement if your cell-mate is untrustworthy. You're amongst the worst of criminals, if not the worst, who are serving life sentences. The beds probably aren't comfortable, the food is just good enough for consumption, and you don't get to shower by yourself. Your everyday life is controlled by a routine schedule.

The dangers include being beaten to death, stabbed, and **ped, which can happen as soon as you let your guard down, or when you least expect it.

Being a military pilot on the other hand, whether you are a fighter pilot or a bomber pilot, your quality of life is a bit better. Yes, you face all the dangers of aeriel warfare which includes risk getting blown up by anti-aircraft artillary, missiles, torn to shreds by high explosive bullets, but it's not all the time.

Depending on the kind of war you're in, generally it is often said that war is 99 percent of boredom and 1% of sheer terror. Assuming that you're fighting an enemy that has an equal or greater strength to your own (a conventional war), if your side can achieve air dominance then not only the dangers for you is greatly diminnished but the war can soon be over and won.

Unlike being or becoming an inmate in prison, you're highly trained in your respective job. YOu're trained not just shoot down other planes or bomb targets but survive every existing threat. If you have an incoming missile for example, you know how to use countermeasures such as flares and chaffs, as well as jammers. Not only that, evade them effectively, but timing is important.

With that said, you also risk fighting an unjust war. imagine risking your life for a government that wanted to annex other countries merely to gain more power ahd influence. If so, you've become the "Bad Guy" even though you're just doing your job. And military member must follow orders... one just can't leave because you think you're fighting the wrong war.

Still, to be sentenced to 10-15 years you must have done something to deserve it which makes you much more of a bad guy than any of military members unless you're wrongly convicted... then you'll be wrongly punished..
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prison
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Raid Bombing
1 up, 5y
fighter plane, i could have some nice views from up there.
1 up, 5y
No one said you're killing anyone so you could just fly around scaring the living shit out of people... maybe go pew pew to a few bad guys. After all, it says pilot a fighter plane OR do an air raid bombing.
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1 up, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y
Same here
But I’d probably horse around with it instead
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1 up, 5y
The prison cuz I might die or I'd finally have something interesting to tell my therapist
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the second one
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Prison
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1 up, 5y
Well it's hard to get shot down in the planes these
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