Roll Safe Think About It

And my tax dollars go to pay their salaries so...

And my tax dollars go to pay their salaries so... I know they'll be there to bag your corpse.

Like when it goes off when you're cleaning it, or when the other guy gets the jump on you and takes your gun, or when your sig other mistakes your nighttime trip to the refrigerator for an intruder...

Smart gun owners unload their guns before they clean them, You wouldn't know that, You aren't smart.
I've owned my guns for decades, Still waiting to get jumped.
You're hoping you get jumped so you can be right. You'll be left beaten, But at least you won't have a gun to steal.
My sig other and I don't make nighttime trips to the refrigerator, We have something liberals don't have, Self control.

Don't forget the courts have ruled they don't have to serve you, just society at large. If they don't come when you call, tough toenails.