How'd that turn out for ya?

One time my family had some nuns over for dinner. They were from the convent I was hoping to join when I finished college and they happened to be in town that day. We served them a nice lunch and had a great visit. After we had bid them goodbye and were cleaning up after dinner I noticed something on the carpet. It was a big pile of dried up dog poop right next to where one of the nuns had been sitting the last couple hours. She must have had the self restraint of a saint or just really polite to not say anything but I was mortified. I guess it didn't bother them too much, I joined them and stayed for 3 years.

;)

Ice storm came through once...I was out driving my truck with a friend in the passenger seat, thought I'd do some donuts. Ended up in a pine tree instead.

Moral of the story, don't do donuts in an ice storm and end up in a pine tree.

Yikes, wouldn't want to have tried to explain that to the cops, lol

It was just a bump, no damage (or cops) involved :)

Also, seems I missed it somehow but congrats on breaking a million points!

Thanks Thparky you're one of the friends I should thank for getting me there. It's been a fun year :)

That was basically my childhood. I remember this one time when I was like six when my mom had her friend and her teenager over. I told them that I could do any kind of dance they called out then told them to call out 'belly dancing'. I then resumed to rip off my shirt and slap my stomach.

I am ashamed to this day.

I was obese as a child and I tried to do a flip off the monkey bars. I was doing to impress my crush utI broke a lot of bones instead ( I actually think it was more of a dive, even worse!)

I have all A's.HOWEVER:If I am asked to answer a question aloud,I screw up so terribly.

So me and some buddies were flying this cool new bomb to Japan. We were flying over the mainland and some clown accidentally drops the bomb from the plane. We hightailed it outta there and the bomb just happened to land on a city. You could say they had a blast!

I can't believe it happened TWICE!

Yeah, but then I grew up and stopped trying. I figured if it doesn't work anyways I'll just be myself instead and avoid all the fuss. Apparently, that's the better way.

I had my crush in the stands in the stands of one of my baseball games when I was pitching so I tried to throw really hard and accurate but I just threw really hard and hit the guy batting in the~

I couldn’t think of anything so went for a chuckle instead :)

Yes. I was once in school and wanted to show a guy that I could throw a football. Ended up throwing it at the wall as the teacher came in and confiscated it. Soooo awkward

i tried to do a flip on my trampoline ad i fell on my friend and i hurt my neck to where i couldnt move it for over a week