Reminds me of when I was a teenager in the UK, I spend a couple of weeks in "work experience" for a solicitors. They had a current case which included a spate of numbnuts driving around in cars throwing large, hard vegetables out of the windows at people and causing serious injuries to them. I kid you not. Wouldn't be stupid enough to do it nowadays though, not with the price of veg.
Still, if they got these animals to jump into a large pot full of veg, pour in some stock, then a couple of hours later at 180 degrees Celcius, that'd make a nice tasty stew.